Why trick or treating is dangerous

Concealed ordinance can lie undetonated for decades, so when planning your trick-or-treating route, steer clear of high-risk neighborhoods built on WWI battlefields. Parents need to beware of their children receiving Gillette Fusion Shaving Blades where they should really be receiving Gillette ProGlide Shaving Blades that promises a closer and smoother shave than the Fusion.

The guy who lives there is kinda weird. Double-check every piece of candy before allowing them within feet of your child. Alert police if you see any adolescents attempting to enjoy the holiday by wearing silly costumes with their friends.

Watch out for houses distributing treats secretly filled with chemicals like high fructose corn syrup. You might not see your child get sick immediately, but 14 years of eating trace amounts of poison in Halloween candy definitely adds up. This is implying that they are only safe when they can be watched over. This turns a night of fun and freedom into a night so incredibly treacherous that the children need two levels of protection. Trunk-or-treat can be a fun way for a community celebrate Halloween.

But why does it need to replace traditional nighttime trick-or-treating? Police flyers even advise throwing away apples honestly, though, who is still giving kids apples? No one is trying to poison random kids with Halloween candy. Talk about a scare tactic. Studies show that kids are no more likely to be molested on or around Halloween than at any other time.

Save yourself some time and just teach kids how to be safe around strangers of any kind. Those are Halloween rules that make sense. There is one real danger to kids trick-or-treating on their own or with parents: traffic. Children are more than twice as likely to be hit and killed by a car on Halloween than any other day.

So teach your kids how to cross the street safely. Make sure their outfits incorporate lights or bright colors, so drivers can see them in the dark. Halloween used to be a celebration of childhood independence. Halloween rules and laws have turned this holiday into an orgy of adult supervision and anxiety. The time frame gets shorter as the regulations grow, all seemingly based on the idea that anyone above age 13 is a potential hooligan, anyone below 13 is a potential victim, and any semblance of fun must be thrown out faster than a Snickers bar with a damaged wrapper.

The truth, the world is generally safer today than it was 30 years ago. The answer is clear They wanted to make popcorn balls and fill them with a laxative. Growing up some older woman gave my sister a bell.

Why in the world would someone give a child a bell? Seriously though. Just shut the porch light off and go to bed. Why in the world would you give a child something non-candy related on Halloween?

Are you asking for eggs? Are you asking for trouble? Or is this a plot for you to give out secretly possed items by the devil to little children? My Mom still has the bell and thinks it's cute, I think it's nuts. This has to be the worst piece of candy known to mankind. Why in the world did you buy this?